Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. So in other words: Rumiko Takahashi owns all and I make no money off this.

Warning: Swearing, perverted thoughts, violence and there’s most likely OOCness (I tried to keep them as IC as possible, but no one’s perfect). All spelling/grammatical errors are my own. If you spot some mention them and I will fix them.