Inuyasha comedy block!
Anna:Hello everyody! I have gathered up the gang and were gonna have some fun! mMuhahahahahahahahaha!
Inuyasha: *-* i dont like that sound of that....*sweat drop*
KagomeYeah.. seems kinda torturous...
Anna:Because it is you lugnut!
*Audiance laughs*
Sango:Since when did we have an audiance!?! And why am i wearing this!?! *Wearing really short kimono.*
Anna:Because it's my fanfiction and i can do what I want! Miroku put on heels!
Miroku:Fine pushy! *puts on some high hells.
Inuyasha:*laughing* Miroku! Don't listen to her!
Kikiyo:I like it *giggling*
Miroku: See Inuyasha! Kikiyo likes it! *stumbling around.*
Inuyasha:......
Inuyasha walks into kitchen and eats all the whip cream.
Anna:Hey! I know! lets bring Barney in here!
Barrney appears out of no where.
Inuyasha:Ahh! the evil overlord of darkness! Kagome save meee! *jumps behind kagome*
Barney:Hello everybody! who wants a kiss and a BIG GAY hug? * Runs to Inuyasha* Puppy!
Inuyasha:I am not a damn puppy! *gets tesiagia and kills barney* Whos the puppy now!?! Muhahahaha!
Kagome: -_- ok..ayy! Anna what do we do now?
Elmo:Elmos world! la la lllaaa! la!
Anna:How the hell did you get in here!?!
Elmo:Yo let the door open! wordz! foosizzle!
Everybody blinks and sweat drops.
Anna:Go away please...
Elmo:Fine then!
Elmo disappears.
Anna:wait! I have the power to do what ever i want! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody stares.
Inuyasha:ok night night crazy! *walks behind Anna and hits her in the head with frying pan*
Anna:*twitch* ow! that was not nice tim!*passes out on floor*
Kagome:Lol! tim... TIM! TIM!?! HAH hah haha hahaha ha h aha ! HAHAHAHa!
Tim:*blink* yes?
Inuyasha:Go away tim..
Tim:Pip pip la doodley doo!
Kouga:Kagome my love Im here for you!
Kikiyo:And I should be taking Inuyasha to hell now..
Inuyasha and Kagome:I'm not going with you! I love Inuyasha/Kagome!
Inuyaha an Kagome embrace and Kiss.
Kouga:Dam it...
Kikiyo:Noo! I'm melting...*melts into bubbles*
Shippo:Soup! *eats and pukes*
Inuyasha:mm..mmmm mKammm
Kagome:mmmummma mm inumm
Miroku:Sango?
Sango:Dont even think about you perverted monk!*Hits him with the frying pan.*
anna:wakes up* GRR! INUYASHA DIE!!!!!!!!! *Kills Inuyasha*
Kagome:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inuyasha INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha:Kag..om..eh!*dies*
everybody blinks and starts laughing and yelling monkey sounds and yelling 'Anna is our ruler!*
Kagome:Hey!-Anna is my ruler- Anna! stop this--hoo hoo ha ha!-ANNA!!!
Anna:Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha get up and starts making out with Anna.
Anna: Inuyasha!?! What are you doi-mm..mmm m mmmmm inummmA..
Kagome:Youre controling him to do that!
Anna:No I'm not! mmm...
Inuyasha:I like can openers! =P
Kagome:Inuyasha! Sit!
Inuyasha:Agh! *slams to ground*
Anna:Kagome sit girl!
Kagome:Oooww!ahh! *slams to groundz*
Inuyasha how does it feel?
Kagome: *crying* oww! that hurts! Inuyasha .. help me up please! *crys harder*
inuyasha:Ooh.. Kagome poor baby are you ok? *walks over and hugs her*
Kagome;Thanks you... I know how it feels now so.. no more sits! *hugs*
Anna;Alright! now.. lets play truth or dare! or double dare!
Sango:Whats that?
Kagome:t's a game where you do a dare or tell a secret truth.
Inuyasha:Oh, ok! sounds like fun
Anna:Alright..Kouga! truth or dare?
Kouga:Dare!
Anna;i dare you to.. french kiss Miroku!
Kouga:Oh GAWD! .. *walks over to Miroku..*
Miroku:Oh god n!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! mm.. *kouga kissing him*
Kouga: *breaks away* 0_0 omg! *pukes all over the popcorn*
Inuyasha: heY!! I was eating that! -_-
Kouga:Alright my turn! Kagome, i dare you too... make out with me!
Kagome:No cause I pick truth!
Kouga:.. fine.. who do you love?
Kagome:*blush* Inuyasha...
Inuyasha:I knew it! Muhahahaha! *kisses kagome*
Anna:Ok!ok! Kagome your turn!
Kagome:alright.. Inuyasha..truth or dare?
Inuyasha:Dare baby!
Kagome:I dare you to..lick sango's ear!
Inuyasha:Ok..* scoots over to sango and licks her ear and nibbles on it.*
Sango:mm.. that feels good.
Inuyasha:Alright me turn! Miroku! truth or dare?
Miroku:Dare!
Inuyasha: I dare you to...lick kougas armpit then kiss sango!
Sango:i dont want to taste pit!
Inuyasha:Haha! but you have to i dared him hahaha!
Anna:No! you can only make him do one thing , so pick, armpit or kiss?
Inuyasha:Armpit kisses! Miroku had to makeout with kougas armpit muhahaha!
Kouga:I haven't bathed in 4 days...
miroku:0-0 eewww! come on!
Inuyasha:Do it!
Miroku:Alright! alright! *walks over to kouga and makes out with his armpit.* Eww! there!
Inuyasha:*smirks* I meant his other armpit..
Miroku:Eww! Inuyasha!
Inuyasha;Heh hehh heh!
Miroku:*makes out woth kougas other armpit.* ill get you for this! *spits out arm hairs*
Sango:eww!
Kagome:eww!
Anna"EWW!
Shippo:WEEE! YAH!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku;Alright.... ignoring that.....out burst... Inuyasha! I dare you to... *whispers in his ear*
Inuyasha:*eyes widen* ahh! thats just... shes not ready for me to do that! You're horrible!
Miroku;Yup!
Inuyasha:*whispers in Kagomes ear* closet..
Kagome:*blushes like a tomatoe* ooh.. wow alright..
Inuyasha gets up and him and Kagome walk into a closet.
The group can hears gasps and moans.
Sango:Ohh! oooohhhhh! OH! OMG~! MIROKU YOU PERVERT!
Miroku:Im not the one &T%&@*@** somebody in the closet and you call me a pervert!?!
Anna:AWW! EEWW!
Shippo:I don't get it..
Kouga:With MY woman!!! eww! i dont want to share with that mutt... mine in the same place as his has been! eww!
Sesshomaru and rin appear.
Rin:Hello! *smiles*
Group says their greetings as Inuyasha and Kagome walk out of the closet sweaty and out of breathe.
Sesshomaru;.. whats that smell....Inuyasha thats revolting! In a closet!!?!?!
Inuyasha:It was a dare!
Kagome:The best dare ever...
Inuyasha and kagome start making out.
Inuyasha:Alright! alright! Sango truth of dare!
Kagome:It's truth OR dare lol
sango:Dare!
Inuyasha:I dare you to... *whispers in ear*
Sango:Inuyasha...thats.. horrible!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha"Heh heh but you have to do it!
Sango:Fine.. I'm gonna need some whip cream and a bunny...
Anna:Ok..... can we skip that dare? i dont have any whip cream.. Inuyasha ate it all..
Sesshomaru:I have some! *takes it out of his pants*
Kouga and Miroku and Inuyasha:Dude! why do you have whip cream in your pants...!?!
Anna:Because its my fanfiction *Rolls eyes*
Sango walks into the closet with a bunny and the whip cream.She comes out with the bunny hanging out of her pants and whip crame everywhere. Inuyasha started cracking up like there was no tomorrow as everybody stared at sango while the bunny started wimpering.
Kagome:Inuyasha! How could you ... what did she?......err... never mind...
Miroku:So she just lost her virginity to a rabiit?... dam!
Sango:i did not loose my virginity.. like Inuyasha and Kagome -_-....
Kagome and Inuyasha blushed.
Inuyasha:We.. err.. ssssooooo!?!?!
Kouga"I have a taco in my pants...
Everybody scoots away from kouga.
Lolipop:I have come baack from the dead~!~
Inuyasha:Ugh... how'd you die? some body eat you?
Lolipop:You did... how could you not remember killing me?!?!
Inuyasha:I err.. 'kill' one of you almost everyday...*takes out a lolly*
Loloipop:No! Mother!!!!!!!!*crys*
Kagome: *smiled and takes out a lollipop* mmmm....
Loloipop:NO! *runs away*
Sango:i want A lololipop~
Sesshomaru and Kouga start taking lollipops out of their pants and throwng them at people.
Inuyasha:*gets hit in the head with pops* Wtf Man!?! Where did you guys....? why were lollipops in your...? Aww gawd! Gawwwwddd!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: MOOOOOOO!
Kouga:Quack!
Everybody-other than the two spases who just burst into farm animal craziness- looked at Anna,
Inuyasha:You have some issues....0_0...
Anna:yeah... I know........
Shippo:Yo yo yo foo! whats everybody in here doin?
Inuyasha: Ok .. this just got like.. i dont know but it passed the line...
Kagome:Dude it passed the line like an hour ago.
Inuyasha: I guess you guys are right.. or I'm right .. err.... I dont know!
InuYasha:-YAWNNNN- Good morning everybody!
Sango: 5 more minutes..
anna: i dont feel like writing this storie anymore.. i ran out of ideas....
InuYasha:COME ON! You have to!
Anna:No.. i'm sik...
InuYasha... fine... heres a word from our sponcer!!!!!!
Sponcer:I gave you guys 100 bucks for this!?!